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Your Body is 70% Water and I’m Thirsty Shirt | Tee, Crop, Baby Tee & More Styles

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

‘Your Body Is 70% Water And I’m Thirsty’ — the science-class pickup line, printed bold on deep colorways.

Style: Classic Tee

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Description

For the one who flirts like a chemistry teacher.

Why Your Body is 70% Water and I’m Thirsty people grab this one

  • A reliable laugh at the bar, the party, and the group chat.
  • A fun gift for the corny-but-charming friend.
  • Bold slogan type on rich, moody colors that make it pop.

The blank we print on
Printed on the Next Level 3600 tee in premium fitted cotton. Classic unisex crew fit with a clean, straight drape — size up for a relaxed look. Available in 14 colorways — Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Royal — in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just after you buy it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Royal
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is it made of?

It's printed on the Next Level 3600 tee, made from premium fitted cotton for a soft, durable everyday feel.

How does it fit?

Classic unisex crew fit with a clean, straight drape — size up for a relaxed look.

What colors and sizes are available?

You can choose from 14 colorways (Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Royal) in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

How does shipping work?

Each one is made to order right after you purchase, then ships out. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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