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Your Body Is 70% Water And I’m Thirsty T-Shirt | Funny Text Tee

Price range: $20.60 through $31.17

Dry science-pickup-line energy: ‘Your Body Is 70% Water And I’m Thirsty.’

Style: Classic Tee

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📦 Made to order — ships in 5-12 business days (US)
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👕 Premium soft cotton — the softest blanks in the business
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Description

For the one whose flirting comes with a footnote.

Why Your Body is 70% Water and I’m Thirsty people grab this one

  • A cheeky icebreaker for bars, parties, and the nerdy-flirt crowd.
  • A funny gift for the friend who thinks they’re smooth (and kind of is).
  • Clean slogan typography in a bright, punchy color range.

The blank we print on
Printed on the Next Level 3600 tee in premium fitted cotton. Classic unisex crew fit with a clean, straight drape — size up for a relaxed look. Available in 12 colorways — Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White — in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.

Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just after you buy it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Stay thirsty — grab the tee.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is it made of?

It's printed on the Next Level 3600 tee, made from premium fitted cotton for a soft, durable everyday feel.

How does it fit?

Classic unisex crew fit with a clean, straight drape — size up for a relaxed look.

What colors and sizes are available?

You can choose from 12 colorways (Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White) in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.

How does shipping work?

Each one is made to order right after you purchase, then ships out. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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