Your Body Is 70% Water And I’m Thirsty spaghetti strap crop tank top | Funny Text Crop Top

Price range: $34.37 through $37.28

The thirsty science line goes cropped and cheeky: ‘Your Body Is 70% Water And I’m Thirsty.’

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Description

For the one whose confidence is 70% audacity.

Why Your Body is 70% Water and I’m Thirsty people grab this one

  • A flirty summer-night piece for going out and owning the corny line.
  • A funny gift for the friend who leans all the way into the joke.
  • Bold text on a flattering, fitted spaghetti-strap cut.

The blank we print on
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 1012 spaghetti-strap tank in Airlume combed ring-spun cotton with a touch of stretch. Fitted mid-length cut with thick spaghetti straps that sits neatly at the waist. Available in 7 colorways — Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid White Blend — in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just after you buy it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Stay thirsty — grab the tank.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid White Blend

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is it made of?

It's printed on the Bella+Canvas 1012 spaghetti-strap tank, made from Airlume combed ring-spun cotton with a touch of stretch for a soft, durable everyday feel.

How does it fit?

Fitted mid-length cut with thick spaghetti straps that sits neatly at the waist.

What colors and sizes are available?

You can choose from 7 colorways (Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid White Blend) in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Each one is made to order right after you purchase, then ships out. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.