I’m Not As Think As You Drunk I Am T-Shirt | Funny Drinking Quote Tee

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

Grammar took the night off — “I’m not as think as you drunk I am” gets funnier the longer you stare at it.

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Description

The word-scramble drinking classic, printed exactly as it lands after a few too many.

Why beer-in-one-hand friends grab this one

  • A tongue-twister punchline that earns a double take at every party.
  • The go-to gift for the buddy who narrates trivia night three beers deep.
  • Big, center-printed lettering nobody can miss.

The blank we print on

Printed on the Next Level 3600 in premium fitted cotton, this Unisex Cotton Crew Tee gives you a true-to-size unisex crew fit that works on everyone. Available in Solid White, Heather Grey, Solid Red, Solid Light Pink, Solid Turquoise, Solid Natural, Solid Cream, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Gold across sizes 5XL, 4XL, 2XL, 3XL, L, XL, M, S, XS.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made-to-order just after you buy. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Crack one open and let the shirt slur for you.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid White, Heather Grey, Solid Red, Solid Light Pink, Solid Turquoise, Solid Natural, Solid Cream, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Gold

Size

5XL, 4XL, 2XL, 3XL, L, XL, M, S, XS

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What material is it made from?

We print on the Next Level 3600 in premium fitted cotton for a soft hand-feel and a print that holds up wash after wash.

How does it fit?

It's a unisex cotton crew tee with a true-to-size unisex crew fit that works on everyone. If you're between sizes and want it looser, size up.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: Solid White, Heather Grey, Solid Red, Solid Light Pink, Solid Turquoise, Solid Natural, Solid Cream, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Gold. Sizes: 5XL, 4XL, 2XL, 3XL, L, XL, M, S, XS.

How does shipping work?

Each order is made-to-order just for you, then shipped out. Enjoy free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.