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Your Body Is 70% Water And I’m Thirsty Crop Tee | Funny Text Shirt

$31.99

The dry science pickup line, cropped: ‘Your Body Is 70% Water And I’m Thirsty.’

Style: Crop Tee

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Description

For the one whose flirting doubles as a fun fact.

Why Your Body is 70% Water and I’m Thirsty people grab this one

  • A cheeky crop for nights out and owning the corny joke.
  • A funny gift for the friend who’s smoother than they should be.
  • Relaxed dropped-shoulder crop with bold slogan type.

The blank we print on
Printed on a quality crop tee in soft, quality fabric. Relaxed, boxy crop with dropped shoulders that skims the waistline. Available in 14 colorways — Black, Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White — in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just after you buy it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Stay thirsty — add the crop tee.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is it made of?

It's printed on a quality crop tee made from soft, quality fabric — soft and built for everyday wear.

How does it fit?

Relaxed, boxy crop with dropped shoulders that skims the waistline.

What colors and sizes are available?

You can choose from 14 colorways (Black, Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White) in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Each one is made to order right after you purchase, then ships out. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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