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Your Body Is 70% Water And I’m Thirsty Baby Tee | Women’s Baby Tee

$46.23

‘Your Body Is 70% Water And I’m Thirsty’ on a slim, cropped baby tee — nerdy flirt, cute fit.

Style: Baby Tee

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📦 Made to order — ships in 5-12 business days (US)
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Description

For the one whose pickup lines belong in a textbook.

Why Your Body is 70% Water and I’m Thirsty people grab this one

  • A cheeky everyday laugh for coffee runs, parties, and playful outfits.
  • A fun gift for the corny-charming friend.
  • Bold slogan type on a slim baby-tee fit — specific and cute.

The blank we print on
Printed on a quality baby tee in soft, quality fabric. Slim, cropped baby-tee fit that hugs close and sits high on the waist. Available in 4 colorways — Black, Light Pink, Sand, White — in sizes S, M, L, XL.

Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just after you buy it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Add the baby tee — stay thirsty.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Light Pink, Sand, White
Size

S, M, L, XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is it made of?

It's printed on a quality baby tee made from soft, quality fabric — soft and built for everyday wear.

How does it fit?

Slim, cropped baby-tee fit that hugs close and sits high on the waist.

What colors and sizes are available?

You can choose from 4 colorways (Black, Light Pink, Sand, White) in sizes S, M, L, XL.

How does shipping work?

Each one is made to order right after you purchase, then ships out. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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