I’m Not Always A B*tch Just Kidding Go F*ck Yourself Hoodie

Price range: $58.98 through $65.82

The apology is on the back. So is the retraction.

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Description

For anyone with a reputation to maintain and a temper to match. The line spends three lines being nice and then takes every word of it back. It is a pure typographic lockup with no illustration, five lines stacked left-aligned and stepping down in size, I’M NOT and ALWAYS and A B*TCH set large, then JUST KIDDING smaller, then GO F*CK YOURSELF smallest of all. The first, third and last lines print in neon green against white for the other two, so the punchline reads as a punchline. The design prints large across the back, with a small Art Outbreak circular logo on the left chest at the front.

Why this one gets bought

  • The joke is the turn, because the first three lines buy just enough goodwill for the last one to take it away.
  • The neon green picks out the three lines that carry the joke, so the shape of it reads from across a room.
  • It makes a direct gift for the friend whose group chat has a reputation to protect.

The blank we print on
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Gildan 18600) in heavy cotton-poly blend fleece. It wears as a standard unisex full-zip hoodie. Available in 3 colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy. Sizes S through 3XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it and let the back finish the conversation.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Dark Heather, Navy

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt, Gildan 18600, in heavy cotton-poly blend fleece.

How does it fit?

A standard unisex full-zip hoodie fit. Size up for a roomier layer.

What colors and sizes can I get?

It comes in 3 colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy. Sizes run S through 3XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.