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If I Can Hear You Chew I Have Fantasized About Your Death T-Shirt | Skull Rose Dagger graphic tee

Price range: $20.60 through $33.40

“If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death.” For the misophonia sufferer whose patience ends the second the open-mouth chewing begins. Dark, honest, and a little unhinged.

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Description

“If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death.” For everyone with misophonia, this isn’t a joke — it’s a confession. The open-mouth chewers, the loud gum-snappers, the cereal-slurpers: you have been warned. Dark humor for the sound-sensitive and gloriously done.

Why the sound-sensitive grab this one

  • An instantly relatable battle cry for misophonia sufferers
  • A darkly funny gift for the friend who can’t stand chewing sounds
  • Bold graphic that reads clearly across a (quiet) room

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton, cut for a classic unisex crew fit. Available in Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Red, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White, sizes XS–5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Chew quietly — or add to cart.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Red, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a unisex cotton crew tee, Next Level 3600 in premium fitted cotton.

What's this design about?

It's a dark-humor misophonia tee — 'if I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death.' For anyone who can't stand loud eating sounds. Playful, not literal.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Red, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work?

Every piece is made to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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