I’m Not Always a B*tch Just Kidding Go F*ck Yourself Shirt | Tee, Crop, Baby Tee & More Styles

Description

For anyone who delivers an apology and a verdict in the same breath. The line spends three lines being nice and then takes every word of it back. It is a pure typographic lockup with no illustration, five lines stacked left-aligned and stepping down in size, I’M NOT and ALWAYS and A B*TCH set large, then JUST KIDDING smaller, then GO F*CK YOURSELF smallest of all. The first, third and last lines print in neon green against white for the other two, so the punchline reads as a punchline. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

• The joke is the turn, because the first three lines buy just enough goodwill for the last one to take it away.
• The neon green picks out the three lines that carry the joke, so the shape of it reads from across a room.
• It makes a direct gift for the friend whose group chat has a reputation to protect.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 10 colors: Solid Black, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it and let people read to the end.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.