I’m Not Always A B*tch Just Kidding Crop Tee | Funny Slogan Shirt

Description

For women whose apologies come with terms and conditions. The line spends three lines being nice and then takes every word of it back. It is a pure typographic lockup with no illustration, five lines stacked left-aligned and stepping down in size, I’M NOT and ALWAYS and A B*TCH set large, then JUST KIDDING smaller, then GO F*CK YOURSELF smallest of all. The first, third and last lines print in neon green against white for the other two, so the punchline reads as a punchline. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

• The joke is the turn, because the first three lines buy just enough goodwill for the last one to take it away.
• The neon green picks out the three lines that carry the joke, so the shape of it reads from across a room.
• It makes a direct gift for the friend whose group chat has a reputation to protect.

The blank we print on
Women’s Baby Tee (Bella+Canvas 1010) in a fine micro-rib knit. Cut as a cropped baby tee in a fine micro rib that sits close through the body. Size up one if you want it looser through the body. Available in 12 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Cocoa Blend, Solid Forest Blend, Solid Maroon Blend, Solid Natural Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid Vintage Navy Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it to the group chat reunion.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.