I’m Not Always a B*tch Just Kidding Go F*ck Yourself Tank Top

Description

For women who mean the first half right up until they don’t. The line spends three lines being nice and then takes every word of it back. It is a pure typographic lockup with no illustration, five lines stacked left-aligned and stepping down in size, I’M NOT and ALWAYS and A B*TCH set large, then JUST KIDDING smaller, then GO F*CK YOURSELF smallest of all. The first, third and last lines print in neon green against white for the other two, so the punchline reads as a punchline. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

• The joke is the turn, because the first three lines buy just enough goodwill for the last one to take it away.
• The neon green picks out the three lines that carry the joke, so the shape of it reads from across a room.
• It makes a direct gift for the friend whose group chat has a reputation to protect.

The blank we print on
Women’s Spaghetti Strap Tank Top (Bella+Canvas 1012) in soft, quality fabric. It hangs from narrow straps and sits close to the body. Available in 2 colors: Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it on a warm night and a short temper.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.