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I’m Just Here to Establish an Alibi Baby Tee | Funny Quote Graphic Tee

Price range: $24.99 through $29.99

You weren’t there. You were here — fitted, cropped, and extremely on the record.

Style: Baby Tee

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📦 Made to order — ships in 5-12 business days (US)
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👕 Premium quality — soft, fitted, made to last
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Description

Nothing happened, and if it did, you weren’t there — you were here, in this tee. Deadpan crime humor, distilled into a baby tee.

Why it lands

  • An instant double-take that turns into a conversation
  • Makes a genuinely funny gift for the friend who always has somewhere else to be
  • Specific enough to feel personal, funny enough to wear anywhere

The blank we print on: This Women’s Baby Tee is a fitted, cropped baby tee made from soft, quality cotton. Available in Athletic Heather, Caviar, Cherry Blossom, and Cloud Dancer, sizes S–5XL.

Printed just for you: Made-to-order, printed once you order. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Cute. Cropped. Suspiciously well-timed.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Caviar, Cherry Blossom, Cloud Dancer
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the baby tee made of?

It's made from soft, quality cotton in a fitted, cropped baby tee cut.

How does it fit?

Fitted and cropped — designed to sit snug and short.

What colors and sizes are available?

Athletic Heather, Caviar, Cherry Blossom, and Cloud Dancer, in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

What's your shipping policy?

Every tee is made-to-order, and we offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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