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I’m Just Here to Establish an Alibi Crop Tee | Funny Quote Shirt

Price range: $24.99 through $26.99

Nobody saw anything — you were just here, establishing your alibi, one boxy crop at a time.

Style: Crop Tee

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📦 Made to order — ships in 5-12 business days (US)
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Description

You’re not hiding anything. You’re just making sure someone remembers you were here. Deadpan crime-humor, cropped and boxy.

Why it lands

  • A built-in icebreaker for anyone who catches the joke
  • Gift-ready for your deadpan-funny bestie who needs proof of whereabouts
  • Specific enough to feel like an inside joke you’re all suddenly part of

The blank we print on: This Women’s Crop Tee is built on the AS Colour 4062, made from soft, quality cotton. It’s cropped and boxy in fit. Choose from Black, Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, or White, in sizes XS–2XL.

Printed just for you: Each tee is made-to-order, printed after you order it. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Wear the evidence. Deny everything.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What fabric is this crop tee made of?

It's the AS Colour 4062 Women's Crop Tee, made from soft, quality cotton.

How does it fit?

Cropped and boxy — a relaxed, cool-girl fit true to size.

What colors and sizes are offered?

Black, Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, and White, sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Is shipping free?

Yes, on orders over $50 within the U.S. Every tee is made-to-order when purchased.

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