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I’m Just Here to Establish an Alibi tank top | Funny Text Tee, Novelty Statement Shirt

Price range: $24.99 through $26.99

You were here the whole time. Ask anyone — this tank is your witness.

Style: Tank

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📦 Made to order — ships in 5-12 business days (US)
🔄 Free replacements for defects or damage
👕 Premium soft cotton — the softest blanks in the business
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Description

An alibi only works if people can vouch for you — so make sure they see you. This tank is built for exactly that.

Why it lands

  • A classic cut that turns a deadpan joke into an easy conversation-starter
  • Solid gift for the friend who’s always somewhere else when it counts
  • The joke’s specificity makes it feel like it was made for your group chat

The blank we print on: This Unisex Jersey Tank is built on the Bella+Canvas 3480, made from Airlume combed ring-spun cotton. It’s a classic unisex jersey tank fit. Available in Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, Red, True Royal, and White, sizes XS–2XL.

Printed just for you: Made-to-order, printed fresh per order. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Be seen. Be unbothered.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, Red, True Royal, White
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's the tank made from?

It's the Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank, made from Airlume combed ring-spun cotton.

How does it fit?

A classic unisex jersey tank fit, true to size.

What colors and sizes are available?

Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, Red, True Royal, and White, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Is shipping free?

Yes, free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. All tanks are made-to-order.

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