I’m Not a Control Freak But You’re Doing It Wrong Unisex Jersey Tank

Description

A tank for the one who takes the grill tongs out of everyone else’s hands. The first half denies it and the second half proves it, which is the whole joke for anyone who has ever reloaded someone else’s dishwasher. The slogan runs in four centered lines of plain bold sans-serif capitals: I’M NOT A CONTROL, then FREAK, then BUT YOU’RE DOING IT, then WRONG, all the same size. There is no other art. The lettering is black on Athletic Heather, Leaf, Red and White. It is white on Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Navy and True Royal. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

• Nine colorways.
• Sizes XS through 2XL.
• Black or white lettering, matched to each colorway.
• Printed on the front only.

The blank we print on
Unisex Jersey Tank (Bella+Canvas 3480) in a lightweight jersey knit. Cut as a unisex jersey tank with a retail fit. Available in 9 colors: Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, Red, True Royal, White. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.