I’m Not a Gynecologist But I Know a C*nt When I See One T-Shirt

Price range: $21.99 through $32.99

Unisex crew tee with the punchline in cut-and-paste ransom-note lettering.

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Description

A tee that finishes the sentence for you. The joke is a diagnosis you never trained for and hand out anyway. The line is built from ransom-note letter tiles in cream, with the letters knocked out of each tile so the shirt colour reads through them, and I KNOW set in oxblood red on its own black block. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

  • Fifteen colorways, more than any other design in this batch.
  • The tiles sit crooked and overlapping, the way a cut-up note does.
  • Solid Black, Heavy Metal, Midnight Navy and Dark Chocolate keep it deadpan.
  • Solid Cardinal Red, Gold and Turquoise push it loud.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 15 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Gold, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid Turquoise. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Gold, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid Turquoise

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Size up one for a looser drape.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 15 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Gold, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal, Solid Turquoise. Sizes run XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.