I’m Not a Control Freak But You’re Doing It Wrong Flowy Scoop Tank

Description

A scoop tank for a lazy Sunday that still runs on your schedule. The first half denies it and the second half proves it, which is the whole joke for anyone who has ever reloaded someone else’s dishwasher. The slogan runs in four centered lines of plain bold sans-serif capitals: I’M NOT A CONTROL, then FREAK, then BUT YOU’RE DOING IT, then WRONG, all the same size. There is no other art. The lettering is white. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

• Three colorways.
• Sizes S through 2XL.
• White lettering on every colorway.
• Printed on the front only.

The blank we print on
Women’s Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank (Bella+Canvas 8803) in a lightweight flowy knit. Cut as a women’s flowy scoop tank with a relaxed, draped fit. Available in 3 colors: Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub. Sizes S through 2XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.