Description
For anyone whose best skill is the one nobody put on a resume. The line brags and then immediately admits the cost of the bragging. PROFESSIONAL FLIRT prints across the top in navy stencil capitals. Below it a navy heart sits beside a retro pin-up woman reclining on one hip in a patterned dress, a martini in one hand and the other raised mid-wave, with small motion lines off her hand. AMATEUR AT and EVERYTHING ELSE close the design in two rows underneath, the last row set smaller. It prints in a single navy ink. It prints across the front.
Why this one gets bought
- The second line undercuts the first, which is the whole joke.
- The pin-up is drawn as a clean line illustration, so it stays sharp at any size.
- One navy ink keeps it wearable next to almost anything.
The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 14 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Red, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.
Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.


























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