Description
For anyone whose best skill is the one nobody put on a resume. The line brags and then immediately admits the cost of the bragging. PROFESSIONAL FLIRT prints across the top in navy stencil capitals. Below it a navy heart sits beside a retro pin-up woman reclining on one hip in a patterned dress, a martini in one hand and the other raised mid-wave, with small motion lines off her hand. AMATEUR AT and EVERYTHING ELSE close the design in two rows underneath, the last row set smaller. It prints in a single navy ink. It prints across the front.
Why this one gets bought
- The second line undercuts the first, which is the whole joke.
- The pin-up is drawn as a clean line illustration, so it stays sharp at any size.
- One navy ink keeps it wearable next to almost anything.
The blank we print on
Women’s Baby Tee (Bella+Canvas 1010) in a fine micro-rib knit. Cut as a cropped baby tee in a fine micro rib that sits close through the body. Size up one if you want it looser through the body. Available in 12 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Cocoa Blend, Solid Forest Blend, Solid Maroon Blend, Solid Natural Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid Vintage Navy Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.
Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

















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