Description
For anyone whose best skill is the one nobody put on a resume. The line brags and then immediately admits the cost of the bragging. PROFESSIONAL FLIRT prints across the top in navy stencil capitals. Below it a navy heart sits beside a retro pin-up woman reclining on one hip in a patterned dress, a martini in one hand and the other raised mid-wave, with small motion lines off her hand. AMATEUR AT and EVERYTHING ELSE close the design in two rows underneath, the last row set smaller. It prints in a single navy ink. It prints across the back. A small Art Outbreak roundel prints on the left chest.
Why this one gets bought
- The second line undercuts the first, which is the whole joke.
- The pin-up is drawn as a clean line illustration, so it stays sharp at any size.
- One navy ink keeps it wearable next to almost anything.
The blank we print on
Unisex Heavy Blendโข Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Gildan 18600) in a heavyweight blend fleece. Cut as a roomy unisex full-zip hoodie with a relaxed body and set-in sleeves. Available in one color, Sport Grey. Sizes S through 3XL.
Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp every time. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.














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