Professional Flirt Amateur at Everything Else Tank Top | Vintage Pinup Graphic

Price range: $38.00 through $40.97

PROFESSIONAL FLIRT
AMATEUR AT
EVERYTHING ELSE

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Description

For anyone whose best skill is the one nobody put on a resume. The line brags and then immediately admits the cost of the bragging. PROFESSIONAL FLIRT prints across the top in navy stencil capitals. Below it a navy heart sits beside a retro pin-up woman reclining on one hip in a patterned dress, a martini in one hand and the other raised mid-wave, with small motion lines off her hand. AMATEUR AT and EVERYTHING ELSE close the design in two rows underneath, the last row set smaller. It prints in a single navy ink. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

  • The second line undercuts the first, which is the whole joke.
  • The pin-up is drawn as a clean line illustration, so it stays sharp at any size.
  • One navy ink keeps it wearable next to almost anything.

The blank we print on
Women’s Micro Rib Racer Tank Top (Bella+Canvas 1019) in a fine micro-rib knit. Cut with a high racer back and a fitted body that sits close through the waist. Available in 3 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Pink Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Solid Pink Blend, Solid White Blend

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Women's Micro Rib Racer Tank Top, Bella+Canvas 1019, in a fine micro-rib knit.

How does it fit?

Cut with a high racer back and a fitted body that sits close through the waist. Size up one if you want less compression at the waist.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 3 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Pink Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes run XS through 2XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.