I’m Not Always A B*tch Just Kidding Go F*ck Yourself Crop Top | Graphic Tank

Description

For women who say the quiet part at full volume. The line spends three lines being nice and then takes every word of it back. It is a pure typographic lockup with no illustration, five lines stacked left-aligned and stepping down in size, I’M NOT and ALWAYS and A B*TCH set large, then JUST KIDDING smaller, then GO F*CK YOURSELF smallest of all. The first, third and last lines print in neon green against white for the other two, so the punchline reads as a punchline. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

• The joke is the turn, because the first three lines buy just enough goodwill for the last one to take it away.
• The neon green picks out the three lines that carry the joke, so the shape of it reads from across a room.
• It makes a direct gift for the friend whose group chat has a reputation to protect.

The blank we print on
Women’s Crop Top (Bella+Canvas 6682) in soft, quality fabric. It runs sleeveless and short through the body. Available in 3 colors: Dark Grey Heather, Heather True Royal, Solid Black Blend. Sizes S through 2XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it out and commit to the bit.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.