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I’m Just Here To Establish An Alibi tank top | Funny Quote Spaghetti Strap

Price range: $24.99 through $26.99

You were right here, thin straps and all — nowhere near whatever it is you’re not talking about.

Style: Cami

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🚚 Free shipping on orders over $50
📦 Made to order — ships in 5-12 business days (US)
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Description

The alibi only works if it’s memorable — thin straps, bold joke, unforgettable.

Why it lands

  • A tank that gets read twice and remembered longer
  • A fun gift for the friend who’s mysteriously never where you left them
  • The specific, deadpan wording is what makes it click instead of falling flat

The blank we print on: This Women’s Spaghetti Strap Tank Top is built on the Bella+Canvas 1012, made from soft, quality fabric. It’s a fitted spaghetti-strap tank fit. Choose from Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, and Solid White Blend, sizes XS–2XL.

Printed just for you: Made-to-order, printed after you order. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Thin straps, thick alibi.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid White Blend
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What fabric is used?

It's the Bella+Canvas 1012 Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank Top, made from soft, quality fabric.

How does it fit?

A fitted spaghetti-strap tank cut, true to size.

What colors and sizes are available?

Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, and Solid White Blend, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Every tank is made-to-order.

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