Description
Some diagnoses don’t need a doctor — the whole friend group signed off years ago.
For the friend who’s never been to a doctor about it but the group chat already filed the paperwork.
Why After Dark people grab this one
- Instant group-chat energy: everyone who knows you will get it in half a second.
- A gift that says ‘we love you and we’ve noticed’ without a single awkward conversation.
- Dry, deadpan text humor for people who wear their chaos like a badge.
The blank we print on
We print this on a real Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) — a classic unisex retail fit, true to size with a smooth crew neckline, cut from premium fitted cotton. Available in Heather Grey, Solid Banana Cream, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Natural, Solid Red, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order, printed fresh when you buy — never mass-warehoused. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Wear the label before anyone hands you a real one.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.
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