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I’m Just Here to Establish an Alibi Flowy Scoop Tank Top | Women’s Muscle Tank

Price range: $24.99 through $26.99

You weren’t anywhere near it. You were here, in this flowy tank, being extremely visible.

Style: Muscle Tank

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📦 Made to order — ships in 5-12 business days (US)
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Description

The best alibi is a public one. This drapey tank puts you exactly where witnesses can find you.

Why it lands

  • Effortless conversation-starter at the gym, the bar, or wherever you’re being seen
  • A perfectly deadpan gift for the friend with an alibi for everything
  • Specific enough to be its own inside joke, funny enough to share

The blank we print on: This Women’s Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank is built on the Bella+Canvas 8803, made from soft, quality fabric. It’s a relaxed, flowy, drapey muscle-tank fit. Available in Asphalt Slub, Black, and Black Slub, sizes S–2XL.

Printed just for you: Made-to-order and printed fresh per order. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Drape yourself in deniability.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's the fabric like?

It's the Bella+Canvas 8803 Women's Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank, made from soft, quality fabric.

How does it fit?

Relaxed and flowy with a drapey, scoop-neck muscle-tank cut.

What colors and sizes are available?

Asphalt Slub, Black, and Black Slub, in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

What's the shipping policy?

Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Every tank is made-to-order.

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