Body Made of 75% Water 25% Bourbon T-Shirt | Whiskey Barrel Illustration
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Body Made of 75% Water 25% Bourbon T-Shirt | Whiskey Barrel Illustration

Price range: $18.82 through $34.07

A whiskey barrel and a scientific correction to the human body: 75% water, 25% bourbon.

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Description

The textbooks got the ratio wrong. This whiskey-barrel design offers the corrected figures.

Why bourbon lovers grab this one

  • A guaranteed grin at the bar, the tasting, and the backyard bonfire.
  • A funny gift for the bourbon fan or whiskey-night regular.
  • A whiskey-barrel design with a cheeky ‘anatomy’ twist — specific, not generic.

The blank we print on

Printed on the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) in soft Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, with a unisex retail crew-neck fit that runs true to size. Available in Athletic Heather, Heather Columbia Blue, Heather Green, Heather Mustard, Heather Orange, Heather Prism Lilac, Heather Red, Heather Sand Dune, White, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you

Every order is made to order and printed fresh when you buy. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Pour two fingers. Adjust the ratio.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Heather Columbia Blue, Heather Green, Heather Mustard, Heather Orange, Heather Prism Lilac, Heather Red, Heather Sand Dune, White
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on the Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) in soft Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a comfortable, everyday feel.

How does it fit?

It has a unisex retail crew-neck fit that runs true to size. If you're between sizes or prefer a roomier drape, size up.

What colors and sizes are available?

This design comes in Athletic Heather, Heather Columbia Blue, Heather Green, Heather Mustard, Heather Orange, Heather Prism Lilac, Heather Red, Heather Sand Dune, White, in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

How long does shipping take?

Each tee is made to order and printed just for you, so allow a few days to produce before it ships. Enjoy free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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