Stop Undressing Me With Your Eyes Quote Tank Top | Funny Text Crop Top

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STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES. (USE YOUR TEETH)

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Description

For anyone who has caught somebody staring and decided to escalate. The line takes a tired pickup complaint and answers it with a worse idea. The whole design is the line, set as five stacked rows of heavy distressed capitals with no illustration: STOP, then UNDRESSING, ME WITH, YOUR EYES, and (USE YOUR TEETH) in a smaller row inside parentheses at the foot. The type is the entire design, printed as one solid block of lettering. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

  • The bracket at the end is the whole joke, so it lands on the second read.
  • Nothing but type, so it stays legible across a dim bar and photographs cleanly.
  • It suits the person who answers a stare with a better offer.

The blank we print on
Women’s Spaghetti Strap Tank Top (Bella+Canvas 1012) in a lightweight jersey knit. Cut as a fitted women’s tank with narrow spaghetti straps. Available in 7 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid White Blend

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Women's Spaghetti Strap Tank Top, Bella+Canvas 1012, in a lightweight jersey knit.

How does it fit?

Cut as a fitted women's tank with narrow spaghetti straps. Size up one for a looser, skimming fit.

What colors and sizes can I get?

It comes in 7 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes run XS through 2XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order just for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.