Stop Undressing Me with Your Eyes Hoodie | Humorous Text Back Print

Description

For anyone who has caught somebody staring and decided to escalate. The line takes a tired pickup complaint and answers it with a worse idea. The whole design is the line, set as five stacked rows of heavy distressed capitals with no illustration: STOP, then UNDRESSING, ME WITH, YOUR EYES, and (USE YOUR TEETH) in a smaller row inside parentheses at the foot. The type is the whole of the back print, set as one solid block of lettering. It prints across the back.

Why this one gets bought

• The bracket at the end is the whole joke, so it lands on the second read.
• Nothing but type, so it stays legible across a dim bar and photographs cleanly.
• It suits the person who answers a stare with a better offer.

The blank we print on
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Gildan 18600) in a heavyweight blend fleece. Cut as a roomy unisex full-zip hoodie with a relaxed body and set-in sleeves. Available in 4 colors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey. Sizes S through 3XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.