Stop Staring at My Cock Shirt | Tee & Tank Styles

Price range: $23.99 through $32.99

Unisex crew tee printed Stop Staring at My Cock under a vintage red and white rooster.

Style: Classic Tee

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Description

A tee for the backyard host with a dirty sense of humor and a straight face. It reads like a farm sign about a proud rooster, and everyone over eighteen hears the other meaning first. A red and white rooster with a tall comb and a sweeping tail stands inside an arched white panel trimmed in red, with red stars around it. STOP STARING sits below in distressed red capitals, with AT MY COCK underneath. It prints in full color, in red, white and black across the front.

Why this one gets bought

  • Fifteen colorways, from Heather Grey and Solid Black to Solid Turquoise and Solid White.
  • Sizes XS through 5XL.
  • Printed in full color.
  • Printed on the front only.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 15 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cream, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Natural, Solid Royal, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cream, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Natural, Solid Royal, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton.

How does it fit?

Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Size up one for a looser drape.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 15 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cream, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Natural, Solid Royal, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes run XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.