Stop Staring at My Cock Rooster Tank | Funny Adult Tank Top

Price range: $25.99 through $29.99

Unisex jersey tank printed Stop Staring at My Cock under a vintage red and white rooster.

Style: Tank

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Description

A tank for summer on the dock and a joke that makes the whole boat laugh. It reads like a farm sign about a proud rooster, and everyone over eighteen hears the other meaning first. A red and white rooster with a tall comb and a sweeping tail stands inside an arched white panel trimmed in red, with red stars around it. STOP STARING sits below in distressed red capitals, with AT MY COCK underneath. It prints in full color, in red, white and black across the front.

Why this one gets bought

  • Eight colorways, from Athletic Heather and Black to True Royal and White.
  • Sizes XS through 2XL.
  • Printed in full color.
  • Printed on the front only.

The blank we print on
Unisex Jersey Tank (Bella+Canvas 3480) in a lightweight jersey knit. Cut as a unisex jersey tank with a retail fit. Available in 8 colors: Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, True Royal, White. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, True Royal, White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What blank is this printed on?

It's printed on a Unisex Jersey Tank (Bella+Canvas 3480) in a lightweight jersey knit.

How does it fit?

Cut as a unisex jersey tank with a retail fit. It runs true to size, so order your usual size.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Available in 8 colors: Athletic Heather, Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Leaf, Navy, True Royal, White. Sizes run XS through 2XL.

How does shipping work, and how do I care for it?

Every piece is printed to order for you, then shipped. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new.