I’m Not a Weatherman But You Should Be Expecting More Than a Few Inches Tonight Shirt | Multiple Styles

Description

For adults who deliver a filthy line with a completely straight face. It borrows the cadence of an evening forecast and points it somewhere else. The art is a vintage engraved-style illustration of a smirking news anchor in a suit and tie, seated behind a desk with his papers spread in front of him. I’M NOT A WEATHERMAN sits in heavy capitals below him, with the rest of the line stacked in two smaller lines under that.

Why this one gets bought

• The anchor looks pleased with himself, so the innuendo is on his face before the reader reaches the small print.
• It suits the friend with a suit-and-tie voice and no filter behind it.
• The engraved treatment carries the weight of a real broadcast graphic, so it holds up as design work on its own.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 12 colors: Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Royal. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it out and deliver the forecast yourself.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.