Description
For adults who deliver a filthy line with a completely straight face. It borrows the cadence of an evening forecast and points it somewhere else. The art is a vintage engraved-style illustration of a smirking news anchor in a suit and tie, seated behind a desk with his papers spread in front of him. I’M NOT A WEATHERMAN sits in heavy capitals below him, with the rest of the line stacked in two smaller lines under that.
Why this one gets bought
- The anchor looks pleased with himself, so the innuendo is on his face before the reader reaches the small print.
- Sleeveless fits where this one gets worn, which is a bar patio or a backyard well after dark.
- The engraved treatment carries the weight of a real broadcast graphic, so it holds up as design work on its own.
The blank we print on
Unisex Jersey Tank (Bella+Canvas 3480) in Airlume combed ring-spun cotton. It runs sleeveless with standard unisex proportions through the body. Available in 5 colors: Black, Dark Grey, Kelly, Navy, True Royal. Sizes XS through 2XL.
Printed just for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Wear it on the warmest night of the week.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.
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