I Wish I Had Mental Stability Instead of These Perfect T*ts Shirt | Multiple Styles

Description

A crew tee for anyone who would rather be hot than well adjusted. It swaps a steady mind for a great chest and sounds only half sorry about the trade, the kind of line you say about yourself before anyone else gets the chance. Tall condensed capitals stack the joke in three lines: I WISH I HAD on top, MENTAL STABILITY INSTEAD OF small in the middle, and THESE PERFECT T*TS large across the bottom with the asterisk printed in place. It prints across the front. The lettering prints white on Solid Black, Solid Military Green and Solid Purple Rush and black on every other color.

Why this one gets bought

• Fifteen colorways, the widest spread of any cut in this design.
• Sizes XS through 5XL.
• Solid Purple Rush and Solid Military Green take it past the usual black and gray.
• The slogan sits mid-chest, clear of the collar.

The blank we print on
Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) in premium fitted cotton. Cut as a classic unisex crew that runs slim through the body. Available in 15 colors: Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cream, Solid Desert Pink, Solid Gold, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Grey, Solid Light Pink, Solid Military Green, Solid Natural, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Tahiti Blue, Solid Turquoise, Solid White. Sizes XS through 5XL.

Printed for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.