Description
A cropped baby tee for the friend who turns every crisis into a punchline. It swaps a steady mind for a great chest and sounds only half sorry about the trade, the kind of line you say about yourself before anyone else gets the chance. Tall condensed capitals stack the joke in three lines: I WISH I HAD on top, MENTAL STABILITY INSTEAD OF small in the middle, and THESE PERFECT T*TS large across the bottom with the asterisk printed in place. It prints across the front. The lettering prints white on Athletic Heather and black on every other color.
Why this one gets bought
- 12 colorways, from Athletic Heather to Solid White Blend.
- Three stacked lines of condensed type across the front.
- 12 colorways, from Athletic Heather to Solid White Blend.
The blank we print on
Women’s Baby Tee (Bella+Canvas 1010) in a fine micro-rib knit. Cut as a cropped baby tee in a fine micro rib that sits close through the body. Size up one if you want it looser through the body. Available in 12 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Cocoa Blend, Solid Forest Blend, Solid Maroon Blend, Solid Natural Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid Vintage Navy Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.
Printed for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
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