How Am I Supposed to Trust You When You Keep Running Away Micro Rib Racerback Tank Top | Text Quote Crop Tank

Price range: $24.99 through $26.99

A deadpan dark-comedy line that stops people mid-scroll โ€” on a fitted micro-rib racerback tank.

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Description

The kind of joke you read twice, then laugh nervously.

Why the dark-humor crowd grabs this one

  • Conversation-starter: a double-take one-liner that earns a “waitโ€ฆ what?”
  • Gift-ready: for the friend whose sense of humor lives on the edge.
  • Specific: deadpan, unhinged, and quotable.

The blank we print on

Printed on the Bella+Canvas 1019 โ€” a body-hugging micro-rib knit with a high racerback cut. Available in Black Blend, Navy Blend, Red Blend, Pink Blend, White Blend, and Athletic Heather, in sizes XSโ€“2XL.

Printed just for you

Made to order and printed in the USA. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Trust issues, worn well. ๐Ÿชข

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid White Blend

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement โ€” email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's a Bella+Canvas 1019 โ€” a soft, stretchy micro-rib knit that hugs the body and moves with you.

How does it fit?

Fitted and cropped with a high racerback. For a looser look, size up one.

What colors and sizes can I get?

Black Blend, Navy Blend, Red Blend, Pink Blend, White Blend, and Athletic Heather, in sizes XSโ€“2XL.

How does shipping work?

Each tank is made to order and printed in the USA, then shipped to you. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.