Here’s To Nipples Without Them Breasts Would Be Pointless Scoop Tank | Funny Slogan Top

Description

A scoop tank for lazy mornings at home and a joke you only tell close friends. It is a toast with a punchline: the first line raises a glass, and the last line makes the anatomy joke land. HERE’S TO NIPPLES WITHOUT THEM BREASTS WOULD BE POINTLESS runs in four centered lines of plain bold sans-serif capitals: HERE’S TO NIPPLES, then WITHOUT THEM, then BREASTS WOULD BE, then POINTLESS, all the same size. There is no other art. The lettering is white. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

• Three colorways.
• Sizes S through 2XL.
• White lettering on every colorway.
• Printed on the front only.

The blank we print on
Women’s Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank (Bella+Canvas 8803) in a lightweight flowy knit. Cut as a women’s flowy scoop tank with a relaxed, draped fit. Available in 3 colors: Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub. Sizes S through 2XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.