Here’s To Nipples Without Them Breasts Would Be Pointless Baby Tee | Funny Slogan Top

Description

A baby tee for the friend with no filter and excellent timing. It is a toast with a punchline: the first line raises a glass, and the last line makes the anatomy joke land. HERE’S TO NIPPLES WITHOUT THEM BREASTS WOULD BE POINTLESS runs in four centered lines of plain bold sans-serif capitals: HERE’S TO NIPPLES, then WITHOUT THEM, then BREASTS WOULD BE, then POINTLESS, all the same size. There is no other art. The lettering is black on Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Natural Blend, Solid Pink Blend and Solid White Blend. It is white on Solid Black Blend, Solid Cocoa Blend, Solid Forest Blend, Solid Maroon Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Red Blend and Solid Vintage Navy Blend. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

• Twelve colorways.
• Sizes XS through 2XL.
• Black or white lettering, matched to each colorway.
• Printed on the front only.

The blank we print on
Women’s Micro Rib Baby Tee (Bella+Canvas 1010) in a fine micro-rib knit. Cut as a mid-length baby tee that sits close through the body. Available in 12 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Cocoa Blend, Solid Forest Blend, Solid Maroon Blend, Solid Natural Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid Vintage Navy Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.