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Being a D*ck Won’t Make Yours Any Bigger Crop Tee | Sassy Quote Shirt

$31.99

A public-service reminder for that one guy: overcompensating never worked, and everyone can tell.

Style: Crop Tee

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Description

A public-service reminder for that one guy: overcompensating never worked, and everyone can tell.

Why people who are done with big egos grab this one

  • Instant recognition among people who are done with big egos.
  • The kind of gift that actually gets worn, not re-gifted.
  • Niche, not generic — it says something real about you.

The blank we print on

Printed on a quality crop tee blank in soft, quality cotton/fabric. A boxy cropped tee that hits above the waistline. Available in Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White, sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL. Great as being a dick or crop top.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made to order just after you buy it. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Say it without saying it.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is it made of?

It's a quality crop tee in soft, quality cotton/fabric — soft, durable, and made to hold the print wash after wash.

How does it fit?

A boxy cropped tee that hits above the waistline. If you like a little extra room, size up.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How fast does it ship?

Each order is made to order and typically ships in a few business days. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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