The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through His 4th and 5th Ribs Shirt | Multiple Styles

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“The way to a man’s heart is through his 4th and 5th ribs” over a stylized ribcage — cardiology, weaponized.

Style: Classic Tee

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Description

For the dark-humor romantic who read the anatomy chapter a little too closely.

“The way to a man’s heart is through his 4th and 5th ribs” over a stylized ribcage — cardiology, weaponized.

Why The Way to a Man's Heart is Through His 4th and 5th Ribs people grab this one

  • Says it for you — a crew tee that opens with a punchline so you don’t have to.
  • Gift-ready — the The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through His 4th and 5th Ribs on your list will actually wear this one on repeat.
  • Precisely on-brand — tuned to the exact humor and identity of this crowd.

The blank we print on

We print this on the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600), made from premium fitted cotton. Classic unisex retail fit with a clean crew neck — true to size, easy to layer. Choose from Black, Dark Chocolate, Heavy Metal, Midnight Navy in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made to order just after you buy, so it arrives fresh and never sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Add to cart before someone reaches your 4th and 5th ribs first.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Midnight Navy

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

We print it on the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600), made from premium fitted cotton. It's built to hold color wash after wash.

How does it fit?

It's a classic unisex retail fit with a clean crew neck — true to size. Size up one if you like extra room.

What colors and sizes are available?

Colors: Black, Dark Chocolate, Heavy Metal, Midnight Navy. Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.

How does shipping work?

Every order is made to order and printed just for you, then shipped out fresh. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.