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Stop Trying To Make Everyone Happy You’re Not Beer baby tee | Women’s Baby Tee

$46.23

For the recovering people-pleaser: stop trying to make everyone happy — you're not beer. Distressed barroom lettering delivers the mantra every over-giver needs stitched on their chest: you're not beer.

Style: Baby Tee

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Description

For the recovering people-pleaser: stop trying to make everyone happy — you're not beer. Distressed barroom lettering delivers the mantra every over-giver needs stitched on their chest: you're not beer.

Why sarcastic people grab this one

  • A sarcastic one-liner that lands with every friend who says 'yes' too much.
  • The gift for the people-pleaser who's finally setting a boundary (and laughing about it).
  • Beer-quote humor that's specific and self-aware, not a generic 'good vibes' tee.

The blank we print on
This is a Women's Baby Tee (baby tee). Printed on a soft, quality cotton blank. Slim, short baby-tee cut that sits close and lands just above the waist.

Available in 2 colors — Black, Sand — and sizes S–XL.

Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Sand
Size

S, M, L, XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is this printed on?

It's printed on a soft, quality cotton blank chosen for a soft, durable feel that holds print detail wash after wash.

How does it fit?

Slim, short baby-tee cut that sits close and lands just above the waist.

What colors and sizes are available?

It comes in 2 colors (Black, Sand) and sizes S through XL.

How does shipping work?

Every order is made to order and printed just for you, then shipped in a few business days. U.S. shipping is free on orders over $50.

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