Stop Trying to Make Everyone Happy. You’re Not Beer. Shirt | Tee, Crop, Baby Tee & More Styles

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For the recovering people-pleaser: stop trying to make everyone happy — you're not beer. Distressed barroom lettering delivers the mantra every over-giver needs stitched on their chest: you're not beer.

Style: Classic Tee

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Description

For the recovering people-pleaser: stop trying to make everyone happy — you're not beer. Distressed barroom lettering delivers the mantra every over-giver needs stitched on their chest: you're not beer.

Why sarcastic people grab this one

  • A sarcastic one-liner that lands with every friend who says 'yes' too much.
  • The gift for the people-pleaser who's finally setting a boundary (and laughing about it).
  • Beer-quote humor that's specific and self-aware, not a generic 'good vibes' tee.

The blank we print on
This is a Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (tee). Printed on the Next Level 3600 in premium fitted cotton. Unisex retail fit — true to size with a smooth ribbed collar; size up for a relaxed drape.

Available in 14 colors — Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Royal — and sizes XS–5XL.

Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Royal

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is this printed on?

It's printed on the Next Level 3600, made from premium fitted cotton for a soft, durable feel that holds print detail wash after wash.

How does it fit?

Unisex retail fit — true to size with a smooth ribbed collar; size up for a relaxed drape.

What colors and sizes are available?

It comes in 14 colors (Solid Black, Solid Cardinal Red, Solid Cool Blue, Solid Dark Chocolate, Solid Forest Green, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Indigo, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Maroon, Solid Midnight Navy, Solid Military Green, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Royal) and sizes XS through 5XL.

How does shipping work?

Every order is made to order and printed just for you, then shipped in a few business days. U.S. shipping is free on orders over $50.