Description
For the Don't Feed The Chris Wallace crowd who already know the bear.
“Don’t Feed The Chris Wallace” with the muscle-bear mascot — the in-joke every DFCW fan already knows.
Why DFCW people grab this one
- Says it for you — a crew tee that opens with a punchline so you don’t have to.
- Gift-ready — the DFCW on your list will actually wear this one on repeat.
- Precisely on-brand — tuned to the exact humor and identity of this crowd.
The blank we print on
We print this on the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600), made from premium fitted cotton. Classic unisex retail fit with a clean crew neck — true to size, easy to layer. Choose from Heather Grey, Black, Cream, Dark Chocolate, Indigo, Kelly Green, Light Blue, Light Grey, Midnight Navy, Military Green, Natural, Royal, White in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just after you buy, so it arrives fresh and never sits in a warehouse. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Add to cart and feed the fandom, not the bear.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.


















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