Description
The full-blooded “My Stuff Wants To Touch Your Stuff” one-liner on a wear-everywhere crew tee.
Why cheeky After Dark people grab this one
- Built-in opener — read it once and you’re already laughing (or blushing).
- 15 colors of cheek — a loud gift for the friend with zero filter.
- The exact line — no watered-down “funny” slogan, just the punchline.
The blank we print on
We print on the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee (Next Level 3600) — premium fitted cotton with a classic unisex crew fit, true to size with a clean ribbed collar. Available in 15 colors (Heather Grey, Solid Black, Solid Cream, Solid Gold, Solid Heavy Metal, Solid Kelly Green, Solid Light Blue, Solid Light Grey, Solid Military Green, Solid Natural, Solid Purple Rush, Solid Red, Solid Royal, Solid Turquoise, Solid White), in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.
Printed just for you
Every piece is made to order just for you — no dusty warehouse stock. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
Pick your color and let your stuff do the talking.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.
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