My Stuff Wants to Touch Your Stuff crop tee | Funny Text Graphic Tee

Price range: $28.33 through $30.12

A playful dare in retro lettering — “My Stuff Wants To Touch Your Stuff” on an easy crop.

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Description

The “My Stuff Wants To Touch Your Stuff” flirt printed in retro type on a laid-back crop tee.

Why cheeky After Dark people grab this one

  • Retro-cool cheek — the vintage type makes the flirt feel effortless.
  • Loud, giftable fun — for the friend who says what everyone’s thinking.
  • 13 shades to pick from — one specific joke, plenty of ways to wear it.

The blank we print on

We print on the Women’s Crop Tee — soft, quality cotton with a relaxed, dropped-shoulder crop that hits above the waist for a lived-in look. Available in 13 colors (Black, Bone, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White), in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Printed just for you

Every piece is made to order just for you — no dusty warehouse stock. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Grab the crop and let the flirting begin.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Black, Bone, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's it made of?

It's printed on our Women's Crop Tee, made from soft, quality cotton for a soft, durable everyday feel.

How does it fit?

Expect a relaxed, dropped-shoulder crop that hits above the waist for a lived-in look. If you're between sizes, size up for a roomier feel.

What colors and sizes can I get?

It comes in 13 colors (Black, Bone, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White) and sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

How does shipping work?

Each piece is made to order and typically ships in a few business days. Enjoy free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.