Description
A racer tank for a night out and the boldest toast at the table. It is a toast with a punchline: the first line raises a glass, and the last line makes the anatomy joke land. HERE’S TO NIPPLES WITHOUT THEM BREASTS WOULD BE POINTLESS runs in four centered lines of plain bold sans-serif capitals: HERE’S TO NIPPLES, then WITHOUT THEM, then BREASTS WOULD BE, then POINTLESS, all the same size. There is no other art. The lettering is black on Athletic Heather, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend and Solid White Blend. It is white on Solid Black Blend and Solid Navy Blend. It prints across the front.
Why this one gets bought
- Six colorways.
- Sizes XS through 2XL.
- Black or white lettering, matched to each colorway.
- Printed on the front only.
The blank we print on
Women’s Micro Rib Racer Tank Top (Bella+Canvas 1019) in a fine micro-rib knit. Cut mid-length with a high neck and a fitted body that sits close through the waist. Available in 6 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.
Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.
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