Here’s To Nipples Without Them Breasts Would Be Pointless Crop Tee | Funny Slogan Top

Description

A crop tee for the flea market and every double take along the way. It is a toast with a punchline: the first line raises a glass, and the last line makes the anatomy joke land. HERE’S TO NIPPLES WITHOUT THEM BREASTS WOULD BE POINTLESS runs in four centered lines of plain bold sans-serif capitals: HERE’S TO NIPPLES, then WITHOUT THEM, then BREASTS WOULD BE, then POINTLESS, all the same size. There is no other art. The lettering is white on Black, Coal and Navy and black on every other colorway. It prints across the front.

Why this one gets bought

• Fourteen colorways.
• Sizes XS through 2XL.
• Black or white lettering, matched to each colorway.
• Printed on the front only.

The blank we print on
Women’s Crop Tee (AS Colour 4062) in a preshrunk combed cotton. Cut as a relaxed-fit women’s crop tee with a short body and dropped shoulders. Available in 14 colors: Black, Bone, Bubblegum, Camel, Coal, Ecru, Hazy Pink, Navy, Orchid, Pale Pink, Red, Sage, Sand, White. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed for you
Printed to order for you, and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.