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I’m Just Here to Establish an Alibi Baby Tee | Funny Quote Graphic Tee

$34.99

You weren’t there. You were here, fitted, cropped, and extremely on the record.

Style: Baby Tee

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Description

Nothing happened, and if it did, you weren’t there, you were here, in this tee. Deadpan crime humor, distilled into a baby tee.

Why it lands

  • An instant double-take that turns into a conversation
  • Makes a genuinely funny gift for the friend who always has somewhere else to be
  • Specific enough to feel personal, funny enough to wear anywhere

The blank we print on Women’s Baby Tee (Bella+Canvas 1010) in a fine micro-rib knit. Cut as a cropped baby tee in a fine micro rib that sits close through the body. Size up one if you want it looser through the body. Available in 12 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Cocoa Blend, Solid Forest Blend, Solid Maroon Blend, Solid Natural Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid Vintage Navy Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed just for you: Made-to-order, printed once you order. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

Cute. Cropped. Suspiciously well-timed.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.

Additional information

Color

Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Cocoa Blend, Solid Forest Blend, Solid Maroon Blend, Solid Natural Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid Vintage Navy Blend, Solid White Blend
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

Shipping

  • US orders: $4.99 flat rate, or FREE on orders over $50
  • Production: 2-7 business days (every item is made to order)
  • US delivery: 2-5 business days after production
  • Total US estimate: 5-12 business days from order to doorstep
  • International: 10-30 business days after production (varies by destination and customs)
  • Tracking number sent via email when your order ships

Returns & Exchanges

  • Defective or damaged: Free replacement — email us a photo within 30 days of delivery
  • Wrong size: Since every item is printed on demand, we cannot accept returns for sizing. Please check the size chart before ordering.
  • Wrong item received: We will send the correct item at no cost to you
  • Contact us: [email protected]

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the baby tee made of?

It's made from soft, quality cotton in a fitted, cropped baby tee cut.

How does it fit?

Cut as a cropped baby tee in a fine micro rib that sits close through the body. Size up one if you want it looser through the body.

What colors and sizes are available?

Available in 12 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Baby Blue Blend, Solid Black Blend, Solid Cocoa Blend, Solid Forest Blend, Solid Maroon Blend, Solid Natural Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid Vintage Navy Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes run XS through 2XL.

What's your shipping policy?

Every tee is made-to-order, and we offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

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