I Wish I Had Mental Stability Instead of These Perfect T*ts Racer Tank

Description

A racer tank for the woman who laughs at her own chaos on a night out. It swaps a steady mind for a great chest and sounds only half sorry about the trade, the kind of line you say about yourself before anyone else gets the chance. Tall condensed capitals stack the joke in three lines: I WISH I HAD on top, MENTAL STABILITY INSTEAD OF small in the middle, and THESE PERFECT T*TS large across the bottom with the asterisk printed in place. It prints across the front. The lettering prints white on Solid Black Blend and Solid Navy Blend and black on every other color.

Why this one gets bought

• A high neck and a wide shoulder strap cut away in a racer back.
• The one rib knit among the seven cuts.
• Starts at XS and runs to 2XL.
• Six colorways, including Solid Pink Blend and Solid Red Blend.

The blank we print on
Women’s Micro Rib Racer Tank Top (Bella+Canvas 1019) in a fine micro-rib knit. Cut short with a high neck and a fitted body that sits close through the waist. Available in 6 colors: Athletic Heather, Solid Black Blend, Solid Navy Blend, Solid Pink Blend, Solid Red Blend, Solid White Blend. Sizes XS through 2XL.

Printed for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.