I Wish I Had Mental Stability Instead of These Perfect T*ts Baby Tee | Funny Sarcastic Top

Description

A cropped baby tee for the friend who turns every crisis into a punchline. It swaps a steady mind for a great chest and sounds only half sorry about the trade, the kind of line you say about yourself before anyone else gets the chance. Tall condensed capitals stack the joke in three lines: I WISH I HAD on top, MENTAL STABILITY INSTEAD OF small in the middle, and THESE PERFECT T*TS large across the bottom with the asterisk printed in place. It prints across the front. The lettering prints white on Caviar and black on every other color.

Why this one gets bought

• Four colorways: Athletic Heather, Caviar, Cherry Blossom and Cloud Dancer.
• Runs all the way to 5XL.
• Three stacked lines of condensed type across the front.
• White lettering on Caviar, black on the other three colorways.

The blank we print on
Women’s Baby Tee in a fine, close knit. Cut as a boxy cropped baby tee with straight sides and a relaxed short sleeve. Available in 4 colors: Athletic Heather, Caviar, Cherry Blossom, Cloud Dancer. Sizes S through 5XL.

Printed for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.

AI disclosure: product imagery features AI-generated models, not real people.