Description
A loose muscle tank for the woman who owns the joke and the outfit. It swaps a steady mind for a great chest and sounds only half sorry about the trade, the kind of line you say about yourself before anyone else gets the chance. Tall condensed capitals stack the joke in three lines: I WISH I HAD on top, MENTAL STABILITY INSTEAD OF small in the middle, and THESE PERFECT T*TS large across the bottom with the asterisk printed in place. It prints across the front. The lettering prints white on all three colorways.
Why this one gets bought
- Three dark colorways, two of them slub with a textured surface.
- A deep armhole that shows a strap if you want it to.
- Full length, with a draped body that moves as you do.
- White lettering on every colorway of this cut.
The blank we print on
Women’s Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank (Bella+Canvas 8803) in a lightweight flowy knit. Cut as a women’s flowy scoop tank with a draped body and a deep armhole. Available in 3 colors: Asphalt Slub, Black, Black Slub. Sizes S through 2XL.
Printed for you
Made to order, so the graphic prints sharp and the color you pick is the color you get. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print looking new. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50.
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